I was going to post "the duck nips tickled" but...
I got nipped by one ostrich, two chickens, and several ducks. The duck bites tickled.
My buddy got a message from an older woman who wanted to be his sugar mama. She wanted to sent him $5,000 out of the blue. Of course, before he can receive the $5,000 he has to send a $300 "clearance fee".
Bring back doge memes
I don't CW selfies, EC, or food
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